GET YOU AN OLD MAN LADIES.

GOOD AFTERNOON LADIES, BIG MAMA IS GONNA TELL YOU A FUNNY STORY.


My friend called me a few months ago she was mad as shit why. The man she's dating won't give here no more money, there's a sell at her favorite store. That fool don't learn she already maxed out all her credit cards Master Card/ Visa over ten thousand dollar in credit. and still trying to shop. Money and her don't mix!. She think she Mrs Trump, Just as soon as she get her pay check it's gone,then she want to "borrow money from you". I guess her man is tried of giving her money!. every few days.
She need to go to therapy for her addition. anyway she wants to dump him and find someone. He's a great guy and I guess he fed up with her excessive spending habits,"he put his foot down finally"!.
She ask for advice". I said as a joke get you an older man?". She stated "what do I need with an old man?. they can't do nothing for me they can't even get it up any what she was saying was true but that was even the point. I laughed, I stated to her old man need love to almost falling out my dining room from laughing too hard. It's not cheating you know if "you get you an old man who sick as shit"!, in and wheelchair wearing diaper and his ass rash".also can't walk anymore due to bad knees".sex is not an option anymore because he can't get hard. We where both laughing hard I thought she was crying I almost spelled my hot coffee on myself from hitting the table. and little a senile.

pend some time talking to him telling him how sexy he is, make him think you in love. let him touch you from time to time tell him how manly his shitty wet ass is. when the time is right Ask him for fifty dollar then work your way up the ladder of cash. He so senile and forget wait thirty minutes and ask him for another fifty spend about few hours with his senile ass by three p.m your have enough money from him to go shopping. she ask "where I gonna found a old man at 10a.m in the morning she stated ego to found on. in your building fool. Ain't the res a man in your building that always hitting on you. she was listening.

This man live on the floor above her. She hate his guts ladies. This man harasses her ever chance she get you can tell he was a player back in the days. She gagged and told me how horrible he smells so what you not sleeping with him Stupid quality time with him quality time you men I have to go to his apartment. Yes if you want that money. I guess she stated sounding bewildered more time you spend with him the faster you get this morning. You want to go shopping to right remember the sell end today at your favorite store. Shit and I have a 20% discount card too. So whist you gonna bitch go knock on his nasty ass door and get this money that's my girl because I don't got no money to give. She called me at 12:30 and to me what happened let me explain.

She showered and got dress she put on the sexist gown she had and and robe. and took the elevator to the next floor she knocked on his door. He asked who is it!. Angelo Luke wondering who knocking on the door at this time of morning. She stated her name he opened the door like grease lightening. Good morning with a koolaide smile all she saw was a lot of missing teeth. she said dame do I really need this money and her answer was an hell yea. she said to him I accidentally lock my self out my apartment and the super of the building wont arrive in to our building until twelve noon and did know anyone else in the building but you Do you mine if I wait here until the super super arrive he has a spare key!. He was so in shock he was speechless he couldn't believe she came apartment for almost three hours come I was about to eat breakfast They make small talk at first, He was wondering what she had on under that robe he hope nothing. He ask who do your coffee strong like my man she was flirting with him and he began to flirted with her back. I like my egg soft like a women. She decided to make her move how stuff. Touching his bald head of his he began to sweat and lick his lips. Can I ask you something why you treat me so mean I don"t treat you mean acting surprised he said she know he was telling the truth she had said some hateful thing. She apologize to him and promise she be more nicer to him in the future. He wheeled his wheelchair over to her and took her hand You are very beautiful women why aren't you married et. I guess I haven't found the right man yet. To make a long story short she went shopping before three. And she dumped her the guy for the old man. Now there dating. And she couldn't be happier. When my husband found what I told her, he cuss me out.

Big Mama.